BASICALLY I WANTED A WARCRAFT MOVIE WITH MORE WORLD OF WARCRAFT INSTEAD OF WARCRAFT: ORCS AND HUMANS
The last fight with the Burning Legion is going badly for Azeroth. A terrible roar booms across the bloodied landscape. Mortals, dragons, Naaru and all the others fighting back the Legion look to see the reanimated bones of Galakrond flying towards the battlefield, trailing fire. People bolt for cover, thinking the Legion has somehow raised him………..
AND THEN LICH KING BOLVAR COMES SWOOPING IN BEHIND GALAKROND, WHO HE RAISED, WITH THE ARMY OF THE BURNING DEAD AND ON A FIRE WYRM TO PUSH BACK THE LEGION HELL YEAH
for real tho, bolvar waking up from a kick in the ass from ner’zhul who’s like “WAKE UP FUCKTRUCK IT’S TIME TO GET YOUR FROSTY ASS IN GEAR” because literally nothing is going to stop ner’zhul from going after the burning legion, not even blizzard’s indecision of how nebulous his existence is
I present to you a cautionary tale.